Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!