How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.