How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

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Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

Removed

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo