How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device