Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

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What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

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Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.