Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists