Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

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What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.