Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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What do you call the definitive book on Chinese culture?

The Hanbook

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.