Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

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What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

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What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.