Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

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What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten