Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.