Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

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How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.