Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."