What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.