What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"