What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

A: One's a phony buck.

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

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