What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case