How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.