How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.