What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.