What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee