What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee