How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.