How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.