How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.