How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

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How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.