How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.