How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.