What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...