What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.