What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !