What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

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What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.