How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.