How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.