How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.