What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.