What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.