Funding Jokes

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.