What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia