What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.