What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Now, this may be difficult to hear..."

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A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.