What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

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What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

How do you write poop in Australia?

dood

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.