What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia