What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

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Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.