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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Culture
Aussie Aus-born.
Austronomers
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
The htc M8. Oi mate
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
They've got to get their 72 virgins
They don't have the right koalfications!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Big holes all over Australia!
Australia.
A: They're both down under and no one cares.
DJ Redo
A dingo-ling !
Big holes all over Australia !
Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
That's check, mate."
A ghost writer.
A sic joke
It's a part of their culture.
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
USB
Fur protection.
my mom asked Gravity, I replied.
I replied "No, she's not that ugly"
For drinking and deriving.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
A: Inflate it.
They don't but all eggs always fit.
You only get presents from one set of grandparents.
Her clam smells like fish!
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
It's no wonder our funding has gone away.
