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When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Culture
Aussie Aus-born.
Austronomers
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
The htc M8. Oi mate
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
They've got to get their 72 virgins
They don't have the right koalfications!
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Big holes all over Australia!
Australia.
A: They're both down under and no one cares.
DJ Redo
A dingo-ling !
Big holes all over Australia !
Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
That's check, mate."
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
A film that needs morbids.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
Because he showed up baked.
Dansk kush.
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Diagon alley
Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.
They're scared of Wales.
They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.
A woolly jumper.
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
That's inappropriate.
