How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

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What do they call cunnilingis in India?

A punjob.

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.