How many Americans does it take to scre...

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

American Jokes More American Jokes

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

India Jokes More India Jokes

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Outsource Jokes More Outsource Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.