How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

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How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.