How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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What happened!?

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.