What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.