What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What do you call a blonde geek with cancer?

A dumb terminal

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.