What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha