What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha