What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

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What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.