I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.
Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...
The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::
I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.
Hit him in the face with an axe.
Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.