Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Because they take a fence to that.
I can get through his opening monologue without laughing
I can get through one of his skits without laughing
I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.