Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

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What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver