Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver