Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

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What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.