Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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Who won the race?

Society.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.