Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.