Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.