What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.