What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.