What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble