What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.