What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

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I think we should sea otter people.

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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.