Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!