Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

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Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.