Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.