Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.