What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What do you call a person without a son?

per

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.