What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!