What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.