Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

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Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text