Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.