Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.