Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ?

Argo down the shops ! Kn

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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

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What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.