What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

What is H2O4?

Drinking

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.