What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.