What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common?

They've both got a little Captain in them.