What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common?

They've both got a little Captain in them.

Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries?

Drunken Donuts