Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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