Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

Function Jokes More Function Jokes

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.