Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"