Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

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How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

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Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.