Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

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When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.