Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?

A. Limp biskit

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish