Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

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What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

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How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.