Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!