What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef