What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef