What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef