What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

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Two pirates

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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They both were recently ironed.

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Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.