What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

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thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

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It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Ironing Board Jokes More Ironing Board Jokes

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.