A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."
Skip.
A pencil has a point.
The start menu.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.
A: Depressed.
An ironing board.