What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Having legs...

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Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

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Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

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He answered the iron

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.