What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a blind buck?

No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.