What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch