What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.