How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

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Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Snooker Table Jokes More Snooker Table Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table