How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

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Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

Snooker Table Jokes More Snooker Table Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.