How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

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Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

Snooker Table Jokes More Snooker Table Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table