How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

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Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Snooker Table Jokes More Snooker Table Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.