What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Pit Jokes More Pit Jokes

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

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What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."