What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"