What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !