What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!