How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

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How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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Where does light go to jail?

prism

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

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What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

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Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.