How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1... or 2 Or 1 Or 2

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

What is a doctor's most important quality?

Patience!

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience