How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

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How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"