Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!