Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !