Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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Where does light go to jail?

prism

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!