Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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What spell does harry Potter use on halloween?

Spoopify

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.