Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

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What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.