How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.