How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/