What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.