How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.