How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.