How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

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Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.