How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.