How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.