What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

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Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall?

Hocus Focus

What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill