What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall?

Hocus Focus

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous?

Because he was a master-baiter.