What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?

Both do hat tricks !

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.