What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut