What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.