What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams

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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon