What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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He just couldn't give a dam.

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream