What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!