What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!