I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.