What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

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What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.