What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

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What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

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