What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.