What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.