What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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What do the Japanese call a large apartment?

An itssoroomy.

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You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Umami

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IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

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The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)