What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What do the Japanese call a large apartment?

An itssoroomy.

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi