What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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What did the Japanese stoner say?

Toke yo

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

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Umami

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.