Umami Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Japanese Chef Jokes More Japanese Chef Jokes

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!