Umami Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

Japanese Chef Jokes More Japanese Chef Jokes

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

What do you call a hispanic gas?

Cabron Dioxide!