Umami
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Umami.
Ooo mami! (Umami)
Because of hispanic attacks..
Consuelo! My mother told me this one
Pirates.
Shakitori!
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Sorbet
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
She was shouting for help.
NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
A liar.
Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.
Well, that's the edamame.
Commit sushi