Umami Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Japanese Chef Jokes More Japanese Chef Jokes

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.