Umami Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

Japanese Chef Jokes More Japanese Chef Jokes

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)