Umami Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

What is Shaka's favorite Japanese food?

Shakitori!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout?

Sorbet

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Japanese Chef Jokes More Japanese Chef Jokes

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi