Umami Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Umami!"

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

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