Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them