Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

Why can't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.