Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.