Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

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What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Why can't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.