What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.