What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

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Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands