What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!