What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it