What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.